Real Life Football

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  1. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Can he do it on saturday? Can the golden generation crown themselves? Can he avenge the champions league final? Can he make it to the stadium without crashing in the highway at 100 mph? Can he keep his knees from exploding?

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  2. L1ghtniNG Gnome Banjoballer Zealot Hockey Wiki Editor Club Cx

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    Marker when he gets the ball
     
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  3. Sir Curveshot when? Banjoballer Zealot Hockey

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    L1ght, that's rugby.

    I mean I can get behind a good marker bashing post any day but why the fuck would you post that in this thread.
     
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    I've never gotten into football, mostly just hockey and baseball, but watching the women's World Cup has been exciting. I think I might start following the EPL next season.
     
  5. JAGePRiCe Member Banjoballer

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    1) Brad you better like the Montreal Canadiens or I remove you from steam
    2) Fuck the final, all about the GOLD CUP starting Tuesday
    3) On a serious note, Argentina 1* - Chile 1 Best player: Vidal, Aguero or Di Maria (watch Messi getting it LEL)
     
  6. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Will the Magician turn history around? Can he break down argentina's defence with his world-class passing?

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  7. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    ha
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    aahahahahahaha
     
  8. JAGePRiCe Member Banjoballer

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    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

    What's your team so I can laugh
     
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  11. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    Hey really thought in the EPL I'm having trouble deciding a team to follow. Maybe I should just wait until the 15/16 season starts and watch some matches, but it'd be fun having a team (or two) to root for going into the season. Any suggestions or advice?
     
  12. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Suggestion: This man's team

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    He was the undisputed best player of the 14-15 season and the most dangerous man on the field with his sublime vision and tricky dribbling, combining relentless hardwork, tracking back in defence despite being a winger (even surpassing Santi Cazorshit, averaging more tackles and interceptiones per game, despite Cazorla being played as a defensive midfielder) and a winning mentality that makes him show up in important matches like the Champions League or the FA Cup final, scoring this stunner:




    The Arsenal team doesn't lag behind either (except for first half of the season), always trying to play beautiful football even if it means losing 6-0, and they've managed to get good results despite only having 10 men on the field after this man mysteriously disappeared after being signed:

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    However, he continues to haunt the Emirates stadium and his teammate's motivation to win. Yes, Arsenal had a loser mentality BA (Before Alexis). The myth says he sometimes appears on the field doing a key pass or two and then fades away, having done his job for the team.
     
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  13. Sir Curveshot when? Banjoballer Zealot Hockey

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    Chile just won copa america so I recommend blocking cell on steam for at least 3 weeks or so.
     
  14. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Ladies and gentlemen, your Copa America MVP (shutting down the best player of all time):

     
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    Higuain the world's greatest choke artist
     
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    Making a fantasy soccer league on premierleague.com
    League Name: Strikers
    Code to Join: 67126-18827

    Classic style league. IF you cant join, leave ur email here and ill invite
     
  17. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    I've joined. Prepare to get rekt by my VAST football knowledge
     
  18. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Last chance to join this, it starts on Saturday, and reminder most of you will give up 5 weeks in since you couldn't afford Alexis Sanchez (Baby) while he wins the league.

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

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  19. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Is he, dare i say it, the most dangerous player in the premier league?




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  20. TrencH Active Member Banjoballer

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    guy scores one hattrick with 2 shitty goals and now he's most dangerous

    fuck off mate
     
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