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  1. Spankfurt New Member Banjoballer

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    Well technically Vardy is the goat of the season so far
     
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  3. L1ghtniNG Gnome Banjoballer Zealot Hockey Wiki Editor Club Cx

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  4. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Reminder the man with lightning in his feet, rubber hips and fire in his heart is leading the arsenal charge for a title, and he will NEVER give up, for the word impossible does not exist in his vocabulary.



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  5. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    cell why is your signature so fucking massive
     
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  6. Spankfurt New Member Banjoballer

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    TFW you play with jimmy as your forward and he misses an open net or jimmy's it into the keepers hands in an open 1v1

    Spankfurt on the left, Cell on the right
     
  7. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Who can stop him now?



    Certainly not Willian

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  8. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Peruvian shamans tried to curse him, spanish journalists discredited him and an autist named Sir tried to shit talk him.

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    His swift response is channeled through his energetic feet and lively presence in the field, he never really reacted to the critics, busied himself shooting blooters or executing defence-splitting passes. There was not a single role he didn't perform, playmaker, dribbler, finisher, talisman, legend.

    More importantly, he has finally surpassed Dozy Altidore's record with his NT(29 goals), despite playing winger for three quarters of his career

     
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  9. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    LOOKS LIKE GOAL'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS




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  10. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    The legend grows.

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    >buy sanchez
    >proceeds to suck dick for 3 consecutive games.
     
  13. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Despite Alexis Sanchez' brilliant performance, we'll be focusing on another legend tonight:



    How would you like your penalty fam?
    JUST

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  14. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    AND MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IS ALMOST ACCOMPLISHED



    JUST

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  15. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Today something unthinkable and horrifying happened, the greatest player to ever grace the premier league has gotten injured. Tragedy begets Arsenal, Wenger and most importantly, the premier league fans all around the world, even someone like Sir. It remains to be seen wether he will be able to save Arsene once again in the Champions League.



     
  16. brad Active Member Wiki Editor

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    mfw cell is literally talking to himself in this thread
     
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    I wouldn't call announcing news talking to oneself. Though with the amount of participation happening 'round here...
     
  18. cell_destroyer Member Banjoballer

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    Leave the MSN to me.

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  19. Sir Curveshot when? Banjoballer Zealot Hockey

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    Who can stop them?

    Certainly not Alexis Sanchez with his bum knees, and his shit chatting ways.
     
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    Certainly not Cazorshit with his penalty missing ways, getting banged by physical midfielders and horrible performances when it's needed
     

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