Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by cell_destroyer, Jul 1, 2015.
Well technically Vardy is the goat of the season so far
Can Alexis "12 dribbles" Sanchez save arsene wenger in the CL?
Find out next time against buyern and poop guardiolel
EDIT: reminder mouyes gets cucked by porto again
Reminder the man with lightning in his feet, rubber hips and fire in his heart is leading the arsenal charge for a title, and he will NEVER give up, for the word impossible does not exist in his vocabulary.
cell why is your signature so fucking massive
TFW you play with jimmy as your forward and he misses an open net or jimmy's it into the keepers hands in an open 1v1
Spankfurt on the left, Cell on the right
Who can stop him now?
Certainly not Willian
Peruvian shamans tried to curse him, spanish journalists discredited him and an autist named Sir tried to shit talk him.
His swift response is channeled through his energetic feet and lively presence in the field, he never really reacted to the critics, busied himself shooting blooters or executing defence-splitting passes. There was not a single role he didn't perform, playmaker, dribbler, finisher, talisman, legend.
More importantly, he has finally surpassed Dozy Altidore's record with his NT(29 goals), despite playing winger for three quarters of his career
LOOKS LIKE GOAL'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
The legend grows.
>proceeds to suck dick for 3 consecutive games.
Despite Alexis Sanchez' brilliant performance, we'll be focusing on another legend tonight:
How would you like your penalty fam?
AND MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IS ALMOST ACCOMPLISHED
Today something unthinkable and horrifying happened, the greatest player to ever grace the premier league has gotten injured. Tragedy begets Arsenal, Wenger and most importantly, the premier league fans all around the world, even someone like Sir. It remains to be seen wether he will be able to save Arsene once again in the Champions League.
mfw cell is literally talking to himself in this thread
I wouldn't call announcing news talking to oneself. Though with the amount of participation happening 'round here...
Leave the MSN to me.
Who can stop them?
Certainly not Alexis Sanchez with his bum knees, and his shit chatting ways.
Certainly not Cazorshit with his penalty missing ways, getting banged by physical midfielders and horrible performances when it's needed
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